BILLIAMANDERSON

Bill
21
Lost in a world full of ravinous fan boys and girls searching for my own escaping sanity.
  • elementary school: reads at a middle school level
  • middle school: reads at a high school level
  • high school: reads at a college level
  • college: re-reads Harry Potter

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

(via humorking)

p0urtoujours:

Why put cookie dough in the oven when you could put it straight in your mouth?

(via hi)

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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(via pizza)

shervinfoto:

I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

(via kathleenhannabanana)

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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(via circumcising)